Monday, January 24, 2011

Why don't they make Garanimal clothing for adults?

Has it ever occurred to them that maybe adults need help accessorizing their wardrobe too?? I need a closet, organized only with Garanimals clothing. So when I am getting ready for the day and picking an outfit I look at the tags and match the animals. If I pull out and elephant shirt then I know I can find any pair of pants with an elephant on the tag and I am good to go, and I don't have worry in the back of my head for the rest of the day about whether or not I match. Although, knowing me and nonconformist attitude, I would probably try to make an elephant and a tiger match and spend the rest of the day getting weird looks and snickers. Then I would probably punch someone. Oh yeah, I also have ODD, or at least that's what I've been told. Screw it, my wardrobe is fine the way it is. 

Sunday, January 23, 2011

And we're in the Superbowl!!

Packers destroyed the Bears today procuring a spot in the Superbowl! I can't help gloating simply because I never learned how to win graciously. I will gloat and talk trash and throw it in the face of every Vikings fan I come across for the next two weeks! Let's go Greenbay!!!!!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

why fix something if it isn't broke??

I am so beyond tired of Northland and their constant "upgrades" to their damn email system. There is nothing wrong with the one we just had, or the one we had 4 months ago or the one we had 6 months before that! Not all of us are computer savvy, so holy crap just leave it alone!!! it's FINE the way it is!!!!

Blogasize

How to Blogasize:

1. Link to the person who tagged you
2. Post these rules on your blog
3. Tell about your six quirks, see below.
4. Tag three bloggers to do the same
5. Leave them a comment to let them know you’ve tagged them
I'm pretty OCD: I'm a constant checker, I count steps and when eating things like gummi bears or M&Ms I separate out the colors. I eat the ones I like least, then next least and so on and so forth

I'm terrified of bridges: I had a reoccurring nightmare as a small child which has led to this irrational fear. That bridge collapsing in Minneapolis a few years back didn't help either.

I can either be the nicest person you've ever met, or the biggest bitch you've ever met. But that all depends on you...

I LOVE controversy and discussions. I live for controversial discussions!!! In reality I should be going into law or politics but I am not, for various reasons that I will not bore you with right now.

I still believe that disciplining a child works. I am, apparently, one of the few parents left on earth that still does. I'm also a firm believer in tough love.

I have a very low tolerance for bullshit and game playing. So if you do things prepared to be called out.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Why I Write

There are many probable reasons as to why I write, or at least write for fun and not out of obligation. It is most likely because I view it as an outlet, a healthy one (usually)to bitch and moan or express myself and my opinions and views. Sometimes I write merely out of boredom or for the entertainment of others. I really do enjoy writing my stories and poems and screenplays, I think mainly because I can create characters as I see fit and put them into situations that I feel they need to be in, or put them into situations and explore how they get themselves out of those situations. In short they are the puppets and I am the puppet master. I can make them dance around on my paper or skydive or be lovers or haters. I can live my unfulfilled dreams through the characters I create. I have fun writing. I have fun creating. So presumably that is the biggest reason why I write.