hundreds

a hundred things I like and a hundred things I don't like. Really Jen? A hundred each? alright, you have no one to blame but yourself...
LIKES/LOVES
1. PUPPIES
2. Futurama
3. Jaiden
4. Cora
5. Lee
6. Kika
7. yellow
8. pizza
9. sweatshirts
10. being lazy
11. Tae Kwon Do
12. Robert Downey Jr.
13. The Hangover
14. Play-Doh
15. Texas Roadhouse
16. My other animals
17. My friends
18. Kenny Johnson
19. Holly Hunter
20. Saving Grace
21. board games
22. Rock Band
23. puzzles (sometimes)
24. tattoos
25. Rum
26. Gin
27. Vodka
28. flavored vodkas
29. Crown Royal
30. bed straps and handcuffs
31. karaoke
32. a night away from the kids
33. FRIENDS (TV show)
34. Roseanne
35. Simpsons
35. Family Guy
36. Facebook
37. White Fang
38. sledding
39. camping
40. Despicable Me
41. driving around for no reason
42. being awesome
43. writing
44. making movies
45. doggie style
46. football
47. volleyball
48. wolves
49. sleep
50. baking
51. long showers
52. Cadbury Eggs
53. raspberries
54. chili
55. Lake Placid
56. sex (I'm a big fan)
57. great big fuzzy blankets
58. laughing
59. music
60. Reba (both her show and her music)
61. How I met Your Mother
62. The Shield
63. Rescue Me
64. Denis Leary
65. hiking
66. swimming
67. bar fights
68. "I've never" (drinking game)
69. 69
70. Poker (all forms)
71. rummy (all forms)
72. Rayne Summers (Least I Could Do)
73. casual sex
74. hot chocolate
75. cheesecake
76. animals
77. tanzinite
78. black diamonds
79. trying new things
80. some routines
81. winning
82. spending time with the kids (usually)
83. candles
84. roses
85. warm weather
86. watching the cat harass the rat (it amuses me)
87. Liar Liar
88. Jim Carrey
89. In the Army Now
90. when teachers yell and hit the board (that also amuses me)
91. Neil Patrick Harris
92. Calvin and Hobbes
93. Garfield
94. Fox Trot
95. Bra Man
96. girl on top
97. sexual innuendos
98. rocking chairs
99. night time
100. "less talky more back scratchy"

DISLIKES/HATES
1. snakes
2. spiders
3. crabby kids
4. math
5. puzzles (sometimes)
6. reading
7. being stalked
8. rat bites
9. donkey punching (not a fan)
10. listing my likes and dislikes on a blog
11. Valentine's Day
12. watching any sport other than football
13. scotch
14. extreme heat
15. extreme cold
16. North Dakota
17. Minnesota
18. political emails
19. emails titles "smart squirrel". yeah squirrels are smart and resourceful if you want to entertain me then  send me an email titled "dumb squirrel". that'll get my attention
20. spam
21. being hacked
22. Star Wars
23. Sci Fi in general
24. running out of Cadbury Eggs
25. facing mortality
26. being told "no"
27. that my tattoo is cracked and bleeding
28. naughty children
29. other parents because they don't get off their asses and do some damn parenting! Say, is that your kid up on the roof with a deer rifle???
30. stupid people
31. tests
32. cleaning cat boxes
33. cleaning the rat cage
34. picking up dog poop
35. washing dishes
36. Altru health system
37. death/dying
38. people being in "my bubble" (unless I know them and am cool with them)
39. crowds
40. waiting
41. shopping
42. closed minded people
43. having sex with the lights on
44. wasting booze (not OK)
45. my thighs
46. taking pictures (unless I'm BEHIND the camera)
47. cooking
48. long car drives with kids
49. being broke
50. having to be nice to someone I loathe
51. my son is being a total butt right now as I try to type, not happy with that
52. AT&T
53. The fact that I will be stuck with AT&T
54. sucking up
55. potty training the kids
56. fighting with friends
57. running out of gas
58. the ban of prayer in schools
59. politicians
60. Government policies
61. traveling overseas
62. California
63. Florida
64. changing diapers
65. vomit
66. being sick
67. cracked ribs
68. broken noses
69. Superman
70. the way Hollywood always screws up the superheros
71. the way Hollywood is always rebooting story lines they don't to because they are too lazy to come up with something new. Come talk to me! I'll give you lots of new stuff!
72. Anime
73. Hello Kitty
74. bad drivers. it's called a STOP sign, you aer supposed to STOP. Asshole.
75. pleather
76. dry roasted peanuts
77. Elmo's World
78. Mr. Noodle
79. Tomatoes
80. sea food
81. losing
82. crying
83. working
84. penalties called on my team
85. Gophers
86. citing
87. yappy dogs (even though I own one)
88. bartenders who don't know the difference between Jack Daniel's and Crown Royal
89. being stood up/blown off
90. babysitting
91. baseball hats
92. flea epidemics
93. the ocean
94. bridges
95. my OCD
96. ADD
97. public schools
98. fine china
99. cigarettes
100. yodeling